1 definition by Seanye

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when you have to take a dump, lay a few sheets of toilet paper before you take a dump. That my friend is the actual life boat. What the life boat does is protects you from the evil backsplash. I don't know about you but i HATE it when backsplash touches my anus.
Jerry deployed a lifeboat so not to get backsplash while taking a dump
by Seanye November 03, 2005

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