Sean the Snorf Dude
Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.
"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."
"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."
verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs
To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.
"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."
"She snorfed until her nose bled."
"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."
"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."
Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.
If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
depending on the combination exhumed and then group
Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."
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