3 definitions by Sean Knox

Top Definition
There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)
Fuck = Funk
Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle
Dick = Dink
Twat = Twit
Piss = Wizz
Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!
Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life:
"Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
"You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
"Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
"Ah ya twit!"
"Wizz off moron!"
"Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"
by Sean Knox September 20, 2006
A common misspelling of the word 'relationship' which is quite obvious (if you're too stupid look it up). Relationshit went on the be adapted into what I'm in right now. This is when three girls are a problem. One who I am completely in love with and am going to go to America to visit only to find out that she has no intention of going out with me even though she is always SERIOUSLY implying it. The second is a phychopath but all the same is my girlfriend. I must respect her and when she flips out on me or anyone else I have to help her. Number three is my 'wife' on a stupid game who I made sure to say "We're not going out with eachother" and she responds "Of course Sean". Then she finds out about the girlfriend and goes insane. I'm a bit fucked as you can see. Will sort it out later on...
1) I love you so much Sean I can't wait 'til I meet someone JUST LIKE YOU *hugs and snuggles*
3) Yeah there's someone I think I like... How could you play me like that!?

I made my feelings towards all three of them very clear!!! What a relationshit!
by Sean Knox October 29, 2006
A name commonly used to describe whiney little b1tch3s who listen to 311 and have there parents buy them whatever they want, and have a perfect life but still have time to complain and cry day in and day out.
Wow that kid reminds me of a Travis.
by Sean Knox June 13, 2005

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