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2 definitions by Seamaj

 
1.
A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.
Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"
by Seamaj March 16, 2009
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2.
The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.
"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."
by Seamaj March 16, 2009
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