The biggest attrocity
that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog
Man i wish this Scutta
would Hop Off of my nutz.
I let this Skeet
Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact
she domed up the entire track
Take The Scutta
exam was created for anyone
who is uncertain of their
Status: Are U a Scutta
? Could you even
possibly be a Skeet
Hoe? If you aren’t sure
that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts
people! And we only have two words
for that…TOUGH BREAK!
If you answer
YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek
First Part: Are u a SCUTTA
-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because
celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?
-Do you know
the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain
popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with
them? (I sure
hope not lol)
-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with
association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because
a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with
so you can stay within their
- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know
male or female will be at?
-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know
or have never met?
-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know
if your wack. Not a lame because
everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority
campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just
-Are you currently Dating more than
one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol
Part 2: Are U a Skeet
one question hits all aspects!
-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than
2 occasions, each time with
person or persons, within a single
semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)
SO…now that you know
your status either, continue
to go about your business or seek
help if you need it. If you disagree with
any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!