A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two shits about its employees.
Should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.
1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.
2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.
Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"
Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...
3)Caller: Hi this is (actual name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?
Client: Pervert! I have your name and I'm calling the police!
This is a judged event so 1 to 5 other people of many nationalities should be in the room while this is done. When you are ready to have sex, with both partners naked, the woman lays spread-out on the bed. The man jumps directly on top of the woman with his arms spread out like wings. The man lands on the woman, penetrating her deeply. He gives her "two humps" and in a fluid motion gets his legs under her so that she is on top. Holding her legs up, she spins on his erect penis, completing this move. The move is then judged on technique. If the woman moves at all during penetration, marks are deducted, if the man falls or misses during the jump, disqualification can occur.
Person 1: "Dude I won a Gold medal last night in sex!"
Person 2: "No way man, what did you do?"
Person 1: "I got two 9.5s, a 9 and an 8 from the Russian judge for pulling off the flying camel spin."
Person 2: "Go Canada Go!"