1 definition by Scrotey McDickinAss

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A gorgeous, yet loathsome girl, usually one who resides in Oregon. She is the envy of all females and the fantasy of all males. However she is a wretched and treacherous whore who must not be trusted for she is a nimf. Her hobbies include munting and producing jaggers of extreme size. Synonyms: See Nympho, Nimf
Did you see rachel the other day? Yes her beauty was intoxicating but what a filthy pirate hooker!!
by Scrotey McDickinAss September 06, 2011

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