Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.
Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.
Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.
He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.
Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera is a logical fallacy whereby something is assumed to be true because someone photoshopped a picture of it.
An example of "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" is a picture of a Nobel Prize stained in blood stating that someone doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize because they are responsible for more deaths than Hitler. "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" applies people assume that the picture is true just because someone made it, and then share it with others.
(verb) Navigating down a hierarchical structure, usually computer files and directories.
I was treeing to the good pictures, and the computer locked up.
The reason that there were only 49 entrants in the "Miss Ebonics USA" pageant. No contestant wanted to wear a ribbon across her torso that said "I da ho".
You showing yo' sef on the webcam, and you think Idaho?
A guessing game where each person holds zero to three coins in one hand behind his back. The person who guesses closest to the actual total among all in the group drops out. Last person remaining buys the sodas.
We were spoofing, and Bob lost again! That's three times this week.
Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.
"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."