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1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
by Scrawny Yeti November 19, 2006

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