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1 definition by Scourgeofomnius

 
1.
any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.
"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted
by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009