3 definitions by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist

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an art in which a man has to be more expierienced then a woman for it to be good. A male usually reaches his point of orgasm 3X faster then a woman so it takes alot of concentration and it has to be in the right position to. If sex is in the doggy style position then it is less pleasurable for the man and more for the woman(believe me fella's thats actually a good thing). In which case if the men and women are both at the same sexual level it is more likely that they will orgasm at the same time.
Sex is actually harder then you think
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 03, 2006
A religion with many definitions. No one person can truly tell you what Satanism is as a whole. What CAN be told though, is that Satanism is devided into many different fragments. Some people believe in Satan as a symbol of independence and freedom. This is called being a Symbolic Satanist. Where you believe in Satan as a Symbol for things greater then mortality and every day life and not as a real icon to be worshiped. Theistic Satanism (often reffered to as Luciferianism or more comonly Traditional Satanism) is a religion introduced by a man called Anton Szandor LaVey. I myself am a Theistic Satanist (you will prolly all vote thumbs down on this definition or hate me because I said that). Theistic Satanism is where you believe in Satan as an icon to be worshiped. Theistic Satanism is the opposite of Catholisicm but does not always include animal or child sacrifice, or drug use. I do not agree with sacrificing any living creature to worship an icon, and I myself do not do hard drugs for meditation purposes, however have done minor drugs to increase the power of meditation. But basically where Catholics have the "Holy Trinity" consisting of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit (which all happen to be the same person), Theistic Satanists/Traditional Satanists/Luciferians have Satan (Representing element of Fire), Lucifer (Representing element of Air), Belial (Representing element of Earth), and Leviathan (Representing element of Water). Where Catholics have the Ten Commandments
Where Catholics have the "Holy Trinity" consisting of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit (which all happen to be the same person), Theistic Satanists/Traditional Satanists/Luciferians have Satan (Representing element of Fire), Lucifer (Representing element of Air), Belial (Representing element of Earth), and Leviathan (Representing element of Water).

Where Catholics have the Ten Commandments:
I. Do not worship any other Gods
II. Do not make any false idols.
III. Do not use gods name in vain.
IV. Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy.
V. Honour Your Father and Mother.
VI. Do not Murder.
VII. Do not commit Adultery.
VIII. Do not steal.
IX. Do not covet thy neighbours goods.
X. Do not covet thy neighbours wife.
Theistic Satanist/Traditional Satanists/Luciferians have the Nine Statements:
I. Satan believes in indulgence, instead of abstinence.
II. Satan believes in vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
III. Satan believes in undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self deciet.
IV. Satan believes in kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
V. Satan believes in vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek.
VI. Satan believes in responsibility to the reponsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires
VII. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those who walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all.
VIII. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
IX. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had as he kept it in buisness all these years.

To wrap it up Satanism is a religion with many definitions.
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 03, 2006
The most well constructed song for reasons none of you could ever understand... well... youll understand if you keep reading this definition... this song is called stairway to heaven played forward... giving off a peaceful hormonious feeling... but there is a verse that if played backwords will shock you all with its satanic evil messages.. all you people that love this song... i tell you now.. you are all victims to subliminal messaging
played forward:

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen,
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

played backword:

Oh heres to my sweet satan,
the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,
he'll bring those with him 666,
there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.

no word of a lie you can browse the internet for stairway to heaven back masking or stairway to heaven subliminal messaging... i did not believe one word of any of this... so what i did was i downloaded the song... recorded it in sound recorder (set it soo it recorded what i played in the speakers not the mic).. then switched it to reverse and played... that section of the song will blow you away
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 03, 2006

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