eyes (n.) - Traditionally defined as a feature on a living creature’s body that allows it to see, this simple area of the body is considered by some to be the most beautiful and mystifying physical feature of another person (especially the eyes of a woman). Unlike the breasts, legs, or gluteus maximus (which are often associated with physical beauty in women) the eyes hold value outside of the realm of sexuality. (Some would even argue that, for this reason alone, the admiration of a woman's eyes is more respectable and pure than being physically attracted toward some element of her sex.) Some men find the most dazzling feature of a woman to be her eyes, leaving everything else as all but completely irrelevant. Looking into a woman’s eyes, one can sometimes peer into her soul.
“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you so I can wake up to look into your eyes, every day, for the rest of my life.”
Studycramming (v.) ‘Stuh dee ‘craam eng – The act of rapidly and haphazardly attempting to memorize and retain as much information as possible over an incredibly small span of time (usually immediately before and following up to an exam). While it may be a fast way to temporarily retain information to get the best grade possible on an impending test date with a limited amount of time, almost all information memorized while studycramming is forgotten quickly. Such deterioration of this temporarily stored and newly acquired knowledge is usually hastened by such things as TV, AIM, ScottIsHot, sleep, exercise, blinking, and/or kite flying. Studycramming is most often associated with procrastinators. See lazy bum for more information
Sentence1: “I procrastinated on my homework all day I’ll probably spend most of tomorrow studycramming for finals.”
Sentence2: “That class is cake. Two hours of studycramming the night before the exams is all you need to make an A!”
Sentence2: “Hard work pays off in time. Laziness pays off now. Have the best of both worlds by chilling out today and studycramming all day tomorrow!”