Read The Fucking Forum
Used if a poster on a forum asks a questiuon that has been answered many times before in other topics on the forum.
Also see: RTFA, RTFM
n00b: "Hi! How do I add a link to the web?"
OldTimer: "This has been mentioned before on this forum!"
( )|\||\|( ): "Yeah! RTFF!"
Zone Wide Chat, or 'ZWC' in short, was the general discussion area on the Microsoft Gaming Zone. It was closed in 2003 after the software which was used to moderate the chatroom leaked onto the internet and was hacked by a group of hackers called the Twisteds. This allowed normal users to have the same rights as moderators.
Before closing down the room, Microsoft tried to stop the problems by instating a sort of "supermoderators" (actually employees from an external consulting firm). This did not sit well with the users, who in turn left in large numbers.
Smaller and specific game related versions of the chatroom with no off-topic chat allowed, called "Lobbies" also existed. The last of these Lobbies were closed on June 19th 2006 as part of the transformation of Microsoft Gaming Zone to MSN Gaming.
ZWC Example 1:
ManicPawz: Hey Xie!
Naughty_Xtreme: Hey Bill. How's you? Molested any Amiga's lately?
+HeavenlySword: Naughty_Xtreme, please refrain from such language.
Naughty_Xtreme: I was refering to the computers of that name 'sop!
+HeavenlySword: Still, don;t use the word "molested".
ZWC Example 2:
student498: Hey everybody!
Naughty_Xtreme: Shut up, Student!
WICKEDNYGHTMARE: Shut up student!
WICKED_MANIAC: yeah, shaddap student!
LILY_OFDAPAC: Shutop student!
rampant_lioness: shutup student!
Naughty_Xtreme: awwww...he left!
ZWC Example 3:
Naughty_Xtreme: AutoClick™ ARGH
ARGH: WHAT AUTROCLICK MEAN?????????????????????????????
WICKEDNYGHTMARE: it means he ignored you, you wonderful human being
ARGH: WHY????????????? WHAT IGNORE?????????
Random_Interval: I think MS hires these punks on purpose... you know, just to annoy us
Ashley: don't be silly Craig...
Naughty_Xtreme: What? He/She/It's still at it?
WICKEDNYGHTMARE: no, he stopped... he's rather quiet actually.
WICKEDNYGHTMARE: Ahh, that explains it.
1. Sequel to Duke Nukem Forever.
2. A videogame by Silicon Knights that was announced at the 1999 E3 for the original PlayStation, then moved to the Nintendo GameCube, was cancelled, announced again, and is currently in line to be released for the Xbox 360. No release date is known.
"Is that <insert item here> been delayed AGAIN?! Will it come bundled with Too Human? (for use only when "Will it come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever?" has already been used by another posterin the current thread on your favourite forum).
"Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so many time, one might think it will be relased together with Too Human!"
1. Slightly confusing personality.
2. Introvert person with homicidal tendencies.
"Oh dear, look at his face! What happened to him?"
"He most likely met his Maartje!"
2. "Run! There's a Maartje heading our way!"