When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked, for her roommates to see when they come back home.
The next morning after waking up naked on her couch, you call your buddy to tell him what happened and you start the story with "You've Probably Done This..."
When you have a girl on top riding you and your friends pop out of the closet snapping pictures like they're the Pappa Razzi and you smile while holding on as long as you can.
Last night Tracy was riding me when my roommates popped out of my closet and took pictures like they were the Pappa Razzi and I smiled for the camera and held on as long as I could.
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