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6 definitions by Scott McCullough

 
1.
A clique that consists of dumbass muscle-headed teenaged males that are real good at sports. They're the type that are real arrogant and hypocritical. They usually get all the hot chicks, and often frown upon the weak. They are the main reason why there are so many teenaged suicides today. Non-jocks cannot get chicks, because chicks only like the stupid macho jocks. This gets non-jock very depressed, pestimistic, andd even suicidal. The jock usually listens to rap music considering it's the popular genre. Though when he gets older, the jock will probably have a shitty job and make minimum wage.
Fuck you, stupid faggot jock! Thanks to you and you shitty clique, I can't get any. I hope you's all die and burn in hell, assholes!
by Scott McCullough September 24, 2005
 
2.
Someone who only listens to music that he/she has heard on MTV.
MTV wanker: HEY DUDE!!!! DID YOU SEE AVENGED SEVENFOLD'S NEW VIDEO SEIZE THE DAY YET???? DAT SONG IS SOOOOO METAL!!!!!!!
me: You have horrible taste in music, go play in traffic.
by Scott McCullough September 07, 2006
 
3.
That sexy blue skunk chick from Happy Tree Friends.
OMG! Petunia is soooo friggin sexy! I'd fuck her any night!
by Scott McCullough July 30, 2005
 
4.
Someone who looks up the word poser on urbandictionary.com, because he/she got called one at school.
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 I got called a poser, i should go get my fingers cut off!
by Scott McCullough October 16, 2005
 
5.
1.A person who is either stupid or ignerate.

2.Butt-hole
1.Ow, knock it off you bunghole!

2.I'am Cornholio, I need ti-pi for my bunghole!
by Scott McCullough May 27, 2005
 
6.
A show that has a blue skunk chick that I think is sexy! Her name is Petunia.
Damn! Petunia is soooo friggin sexy, I want her to rape me!
by Scott McCullough May 28, 2005