the most powerful
adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers
glue is the most powerful
adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.
Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar
to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue
on that bitch, it works every time.