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n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.

Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.

Next in line for an oral presentation.

Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.

Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.

Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
by ScoBoJuBi January 05, 2008

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