7 definitions by SchwarzerWind

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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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Someone who breaks wind silently, and then moves out of the room before anyone notices.
What the...? Oh my god, do you smell that..? Who's the Stealth Bomber?!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.
Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom
I felt that you Crotch Specter!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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An idiot. Especially one who can't spell, and names things after pop bands.
Back off, Nerf-Herder!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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Something which is incredibly pleasant/pleasing to the party involved.
Is this the new issue of Playboy?! DUDICAL!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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Expression of greeting for a friend, but also meant in a friendly insulting way.
AssholaMofoLuvaKiss! How you doin'?
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003

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