A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.
Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?
Runny shit that is chunky.
Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.
When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.
Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)
Shit that carries into the next day. Rick: Hey Derek I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco. Derek: I already have them, check your taco twice bucko!
Rick: Hey Scott I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco.
Scott: I already have them, check your taco twice Buck-o!
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