1 definition by Schmorgel

A painful medical condition, characterized by inflammation and swelling in the anus or rectum, such as hemorrhoids--also rectal inch. This condition is known to give someone painful flatulence.
I was sitting on the toilet for longer than usual, suffering from a painful case of badass.
by Schmorgel March 11, 2008

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