4 definitions by Schlongo

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A person who believes they are a genius, and then labels eveyone else as idiots.
Jack is such a gidiot.
by schlongo December 30, 2012

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While performing cunnilingus, the vagina is blown into, loading it up with a pocket of air. The performing party then grabs the woman's ankles and separates them in a manner resembling holding the handle bars of a low-rider motorcycle. The resulting queefs resemble the sound of a chopper.

Additionally, the ankles can be twisted for that extra bit of immersion.
Dom's mom loves the west coast chopper. Especially from Nick.
by Schlongo December 28, 2004

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Dayum, bitch, can't you speak ubonics?
by Schlongo April 29, 2005

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Horizontal scars over the wrists left by unsuccessful suicide attempts. Refers to the tendency Emo kids have to commit suicide in response to insignificant problems, e.g. their parents or a breakup.
Look at the emo lines on him, what a weirdo
by Schlongo January 07, 2005

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