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1 definition by Schlag 1

 
1.
An attractive, intelligent and bloody hilarious lady. Requirments include - too much makeup, oversized hairstyles, being rude and taking up too much space on the dance floor.
The title of Schlag must be attributed to an individual - it is not something one can claim of themselves. Moreover it is not something to be taken lightly. There are only 6 original schlags, who are now legends in their own right.
Male alternate: Schlad.
"OOhh you Schlag"
by Schlag 1 September 09, 2011