If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangelo
as the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo
died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo
will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo
can help me in that department.