Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.
ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*