An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded
The canvas upon which a male of any species chooses to skeen
Person A - 'Oh you came on my head!'
Person B - 'Your head is my skanvas, my skeen
is my paint'
A forehead covered in skeen
'She jacked me so hard I skeeted all over her skorehead'.
Someone, be he a man or a woman, with a ghostly porcelain exterior and an intelligence equivalent to that of a Turtus
. Often makes a complete dick of himself/herself by demonstrating said retardation.
Honez - 'What song is this?' (to the Happy Birthday theme song)
The milky white juice that explodes from the end of a penis when aroused to climax.
Don't tug so hard or I'll skeen on your face
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