2 definitions by SavedByZero

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A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.
Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.
by SavedByZero July 20, 2009

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When you take a crap that is so long that you can climb up to a tower.
Phew, hey guys you need to come in here and see this. I just dropped a rapunzel. I am not talking 8 inches, 12 inches or 16 inches. This is a minimum 20 incher. Who has a camera, this is a work of art.
by SavedByZero July 20, 2009

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