A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed
store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma
or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major
export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles
as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"
"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"