Satan with a Perm
lies are like children- hard work! But in the end worth it because the future depends on them
man: hey stopping telling lies, thats bad!
child: actually you will find that they are the future, as am i
Non sexual way
Man: oh yeah, i was really wet!!! .....NSW
old people these days
man: when i was young....
kid: tsk optd
a bitch is a female dog
a bitch is a female dog,
bark is a part of nature,
nature is beautiful,
so thank you for the compliment
word to describe wood shavings
man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
The One Who Got Away
Cop1: so who was the theif?
Laugh my cotton socks off
Man: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
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