a person who likes to sleep in the outback by themselves during the summer months
Wow, you slept in the woods by yourself? You're such a Xyphon!!
The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
A person being crazy all summer long. Acting like their dear friend, Xyphon. Wearing a patterned zip-up jacket, having twigs in your hair and being super friendly are required. Also, to achieve the full impact of "getting XYPHIE" on must be in the woods or near the open water.
Holiday: "Man I'm so tired from this summer"
Kermit: "Yeah, Me too! Wow, bra', this is the best, man. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great, man.”
Scotty: "Well, we were getting Xyphie all summer long. and that makes you tired!"
Holiday: "Yeah, especially when you are wearing a zip-up jacket traipsing through the woods and being friendly to all the birds!"
Kermit: "I hope I do this every summer. I think I'm going to go, but, um... my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?"
Scotty: "Yeah, Being XYPHIE is bomb.com"
Hannah: "Yeah, we sound like a Weezer song"
Kermit: “Yeah Could I get a ride after we get XYPHIE again?”