Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High
School, as well as thousands of other high
schools in the United States
of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys
touching each other
in the locker rooms.
October 17th, Mt. Greylock Regional High
School had to evacuate its premises
to cleanse the school of MRSA.