2 definitions by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo
A brazen hussy is a woman who is sinverguenza, bold and without shame. My beloved hijo tried to marry such a woman, who was thick with curves and did not wipe her feet. She would not cook for my beloved hijo. So I beat her with mi chancla. Take that, you trolloping strumpet! No brazen hussies for my hijo.
Mi hijo: Food, you lazy bitch!
Brazen Hussy: I just gave birth to your child!
Me: Now I beat you with mi chancla!
Brazen Hussy: I just gave birth to your child!
Me: Now I beat you with mi chancla!
by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009
A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.
Pedro: Yo soy un real hombre!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!
by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009