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The biggest city in Nor Cal. One of the best places to live if your a laid back, fun-looking, weed smoking individual. its a coo, safe and secure city. Nobody over here will judge you, we got all types of people here and you wont be recieving trouble from anybody unless your looking for it. Clost to alot of places like: 40min away from San Fransisco and Oakland, The Santa Cruz Beach 45min south, not to mention the night life San jose has.It is overall a laid back city.

The city is broken down into these parts:

Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.

SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke

West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females

DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side

East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
Tourist- So what should we do in san Jo?

San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.

San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party

San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.

everybody- FASHO!
by SanJOkat November 19, 2009