A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.
Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts
? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts
right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?
Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.
Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?
Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.