1 definition by Samsonite The 3rd Earl of Notre Dame

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Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.
This network card ownz that netwrk card.
by Samsonite The 3rd Earl of Notre Dame September 24, 2003

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