2 definitions by Sammy Davis III
A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.
The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.
by Sammy Davis III December 27, 2006
A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.
Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.
by Sammy Davis III October 5, 2007