A puffy diseased vagina, dark purple in colour, often covered in mustard yellow pimples. Deemed dangerous as once touched these pimples can explode with puss causing blindness if caught in the eye. This uncommon disease also goes by the shortened name of SAMB
Native to anglesey often seen with interchanging hair.
An example; one man thought this type of vagina appertising now wears dark glasses and depends on a dog. He is quoted as saying "it burnt like acid". He now stays clear of beefwood.