2 definitions by Sam Hearawls

Top Definition
1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.
What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.
by Sam Hearawls April 05, 2010
Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.
Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.
by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

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