2 definitions by Salt Daddy

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Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
by Salt Daddy March 26, 2007

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A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.
Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.
by salt daddy October 24, 2014

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