6 definitions by Salinas Guy

Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency
My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked
by Salinas Guy September 11, 2017
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A extremly hard pelvic squeeze resulting from extensive kegel exercises
I made her cum so hard that she kegeled me and I ended up getting pushed out of her pussy
by Salinas Guy February 4, 2008
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Air escaping from a pussy
I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart
by Salinas Guy February 4, 2008
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Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo
Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers
by Salinas Guy April 2, 2009
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Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers
by Salinas Guy May 10, 2009
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The best high school ever. Unfortunately the kids can't spell.
Aptos High Kid: You Watsonville High kids can't spell - "way beater than aptos high" - What a moron!

Watsonville High Kid: Can you give me a job?
by Salinas Guy September 18, 2012
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