1) Not as initially enjoyable as a badunkadunk
and often requiring two 40's of King Cobra to fully appreciate.
2) The excess baggage your wing man gets as you go for the fine lady across the room with the chugly
Friend 1: "Look at that chugly chick with the badunkachunk over there. She's disgusting!"
Friend 2: "Well, drink up, bud. She's yours tonight 'cuz I'm goin' for her fine lady-friend."