A place that is ghetto for the rich cities in Ventura county, but nice compared to the San Fernando valley. There is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald's, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. It is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. It is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.
"What can we do tonight in Simi Valley?"
"Nothing. Let's go to the Valley."
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