Though monotonous, predictable, and vapid, his unquenchable thirst for attention cannot be satisfied despite the pages of e-text he has produced to combat his undeniable feeling of loneliness.
An idol to many other proud participants of the Gorgonnash e-community, Ratgirl has, with unwavering conviction, amassed a limited amount of zombie-like e-cronies, through his ability to argue senselessly, his commendable use of eloquent albeit redundant words of poison, and a steadfast, unshakeable obsession with the Gorgonnashian e-personas that reside in the same fabricated, artificial setting.
Though not a self-proclaimed elitist prick, through objective observations is found to be unusually frustrated by melodramatic e-drama and e-emotion, both of which create a disturbing, excitable feeling of importance, self-worth, and substance.
“I’ve seen many dedicated gamers in my life, but none as relentless and determined as you Ratgirl, to create an unprecedented amount of e-rep and e-notoriety through saddening amounts of witty rhetoric and tasteless carebearing! Congrats!”