I work in a hospital on the graveyard shift. Sure, there are lots of medical terms for this condition but none of them seemed to quite fully cover the issue so here we go.
Ickybuttitis is the condition of having disgusting genitalia issues. That includes the following, gonorrhea, chlamydia, foul smelling discharge, yeast infections, crabs, and or just basically unkept in that area in general. This definition rounds them all up into one category so you don't even have to know the specifics, you just know not to go there.
" I came home from a great night of booty but when I went to shower I noticed a foul smell coming from below. I went to the doctor and he explained that unsafe sex lead to me getting a bad case of ickybuttitis."
This is the hug where somebody goes in for a hug and there is a moment of awkwardness. You're not quite ready for the hug or are thrown off guard by the possibility of a hug happening so what do you do? You just kind of fidget and then give the other person a little arm up pat on the back. It's almost like hugging a sibling that you're not quite affectionate with so you pat each other instead.
" I ran into Joe the other day...since we haven't seen each other in years I wasn't sure what to do when he went in for a hug so I gave him The Bro-Hug instead. I'll never hear the end of it for that one!"