2 definitions by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT

Top Definition
-ADVERB

1. feeling or expressing gratitude; appreciative.

2. aware and appreciative of a benefit; grateful.

a. a compound word of the adverb "thankfully" and phrase "thank God."

b. used as an interjection to express relief, etc.

c. plural Gods may be substituted, if necessary.
Thankgodfully, my office is small and there isn't a whole lot of paging over the phone system going on.

I spent all day coding a new application with Sam; thankgodfully Damon didn't assist because everything would've blown up into a million bits in the air like in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 02, 2006
cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 02, 2006

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