The fear of spiders
. That a little spider
, even though they are helping kill other insects
and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs
, or release a spine tingling venom
into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman
or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.
Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER
!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..