2 definitions by STEW POT
| 1. | Porcelain Surprise | ||
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When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole. "OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"
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| 2. | Mississippi Leaner | ||
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When a male is masterbating while laying down, as he finishes, he leans side-ways and ejaculates on the floor instead of on himself or what he is laying on. "I Always Mississippi lean when I finish jacking-off." or "I just pulled a Mississippi Leaner on that carpet over there."
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