teen - one who is longing for attention and to be "cool". getting drunk, high, or laid any day of the week is a must. they hang out at the mall, movie theater, and any other place that other teens can be found. when not at these teen gathering zones they are at home watching MTV and chatting to buddies VIA AOL. if they are not at thier home they are at a "teen party" doing all of the above. their relationships last 2-3 weeks and their sexual expeditions are far from confidential. 95% of america's young population are, have been, or are destined to become teens.
Teen-Hey maaan know where i can score some ultra dank shit?
Me-Man.....Fuck you teen