4 definitions by SPEDcial Forces

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To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.
Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!
by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

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To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.

When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."

"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008

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To place half a stick of butter in a girl's vagina, wait till it gets all melty, then eat her out and suck out all the butter. The the muffin butterer gives the lucky lady a rimjob and spits the butter into her anus, which is used as lubricant for buttery butt sex.
He decided to butter her muffin in home ec. because they ran out of flour and couldn't make cookies.
by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

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A girl's pussy and anus after somone butters her muffin. This is a sexual act involving oral sex to both holes, and half a stick of butter melted in the vagina used as lubricant for butt sex.
"Momy! Momy! Can I have a buttered muffin? The man at the store said he'd like to give me one and I REALY like muffins!"
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008

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