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All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.
As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.
by SKAAA December 21, 2006
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