1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!
2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.
2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart
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